Thursday, December 20, 2007

Memo to the christmas tree ornament makers: Lighten up!

Just about every christmas ornament made today is too heavy. Much too heavy.

Give me a break, already.

In other christmas decorating news, I have a brilliant new design for lights to put on the tree. Does anyone have the financing, manufacturing, marketing and legal expertise to help make us both gozillionares? You know how to reach me.

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