Song of the Day: You're So Vain

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With apologies to Carly Simon

I launched into the blogosphere
Like I had something important to say
My name strategically held a secret here
My logo was “Life is Good”
I poked one eye with my finger
As I watched, chuckled, chortled and laughed
And all the links dreamed that they'd show up right here
They'd show up right here, and

I’m so vain
I added a hit counter just this week
I’m so vain
I added me a friggin hit counter
Yes, sir! Yes, sir!

I wrote you several months ago
When you were still blog naive
Well, I said that my blog was gonna be funny and fair
And that I would blog for you
But I got bogged down in sports and stuff
And not everybody would read
Sure that was good about meatloaf sandwiches…
Meatloaf sandwiches…

I’m so vain
I added a hit counter just this week
I’m so vain
I added me a friggin hit counter
Yes, sir! Yes, sir! Yes, sir!

Sure that was good about meatloaf sandwiches…
Meatloaf sandwiches

I’m so vain
I added a hit counter just this week
I’m so vainI added me a friggin hit counter
Yes, sir! Yes, sir!

Well, I see folks makin’ big money at this
And then they go quit their job
Then they hang around living a life of leisure
And then they swim and they drink in the sun
So I blog and blog here all the time
Well maybe not quite that much,
so I guess I’ll blog for my own entertainment
and maybe you’ll read it, too

I’m so vain
I added a hit counter just this week
I’m so vain
I added me a friggin hit counter
Yes, sir! Yes, sir! Yes, sir!