Boobs

No, no, not that. What kind of blog do you take me for?

I mean the folks running the Yankees. They've got themselves all worked up over this Ortiz jersey buried in the concrete stuff. Five hours they spent on a Sunday digging to remove this unholy cloth from their new cathedral?

Yankees president Randy Levine said team officials at first considered leaving the shirt where it was.

"The first thought was, you know, it's never a good thing to be buried in cement when you're in New York," Levine said. "But then we decided, why reward somebody who had really bad motives and was trying to do a really bad thing?"

Get a life? Uh, yeah. They've actually talked about looking for some criminal charges to file against the guy that did it. Levine called it a "a very, very bad act." Way to have some perspective there, big guy.

And to think, this was the franchise that used to laugh derisively when invoking the Curse of the Bambino. What a bunch of boobs.