Friday, October 23, 2009

If you can find an honest Yankee fan...

If you can find an honest Yankee fan, ask them this: After the game ended last night, did you think at all about 2004?

Your "honest" Yankee fan might have to be recategorized if they say no. Every single one of them did. And that makes me smile. It also makes me smile knowing they lie about it.

By the way, does anyone know an actual, living, breathing Angels fan? Not someone that's rooting for them because they like monkeys or hate the MFYankees, but actually roots for the Angles full time? Has a hat, a shirt, etc? Because I'm starting research on a theory that would posit that Angels fans are a nonexistent species. Further research would be required to determine whether the species did, at one time, exist and has simply gone extinct or whether, like Batman, Bigfoot and Buddha they've simply been made up for entertainment or behavioral control.

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