Shhhhhhhh, it's lent

Don't make too much noise about it because then Catholics will remember they aren't supposed to eat meat today. That would ruin the fun of trying to trick a Catholic into eating meat which would damn their souls to hell or something.

The particular axe I have to grind today is that I want to get Sushi tonight and I'm worried that the place will be bogged down by too many Catholics who are allowed to eat the flesh of aquatic animals instead of the flesh of barnyard animals.

I'm worried it will be like trying to get Chinese food on New Year's Eve.