To erase any doubts, the reason a significantly younger woman marries Red Sox owner John Henry is NOT because he is a charming romantic. From his Twitter page we get this play-by-play of the romantic glow of the Henry honeymoon. No, this is not from the Onion.
Just landed in Dakar. Taking the Red Sox flag through Africa. A plane full of Red Sox hats!
3:39 PM Jun 28th from TwitterBerry
Met an hour in Cape Town w Archbishop Tutu to discuss SAfrican HIV efforts-our reason for this trip. Now at Rustenberg Vineyard. Beautiful!
about 6 hours ago from TwitterBerry
Spent the afternoon at Nelson Mandela's cell block with one of his fellow prisoners. Incredible stories of courage and unfathomable honor.
about 2 hours ago from TwitterBerry
27 years in a tiny cell for African freedom. Robben Island...penguins cavorting this afternoon where great men labored in a lime quarry.
2 minutes ago from TwitterBerry
Editor's note: the "reason for this trip" is a meeting with Tutu to discuss HIV? Is there a less romantic honeymoon activity than discussing HIV with a religious person?