Big Daddy Thug here, wishing all you degenerates a Happy New Year!
So our salutations are a month late. Bite me. Besides, if you're a true Thugliteer, then your hangover should just be wearing off right about now. What IS on time however, is the new issue of Thuglit, you lucky dogs, you. Just in time to infect your greasy little minds with eight new baaaaaadass tales of the down and dirty, the cool and the criminal, the... uhhh... young and the restless?
Scrap that last one.
Before we get down to business, we got two points of order to establish. As always, we got to give our thanks to each and every writer who hit us with their words for the issue. We couldn't use all the stories, but mad respect to each and every one of you for sending them our way. Keep 'em coming.
Secondly, tune in this Thursday to CBS at 10 p.m. and catch yourself some of The Mentalist. This weeks' episode was penned by none other than Thuglit veteran, guest editor and brudda from anudda mudda - the Pope of St. Louis hisself - Jordan Harper. We couldn't be prouder of you buddy. Most of the time we actually DON'T wish that you choke on those fat tee-vee checks. Double-up chest pound.
And now, without further ado, the eight skull-cracking stories presented for your twisted pleasure in Thuglit - Issue 35 ARE:
The Consummate Professional - by Graham Bowlin
The Nest Egg - by Nicola Haywood
Daytime Drunks - by Nolan Knight
Miss Kenner and Me - by Nate Southard
The Big Touch - by Jordan McPeek
Last Call - by Tom Casatelli
Two Minutes - by Christopher E. Long
Come To Roost - by S. Craig Renfroe Jr.
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